I Don't Just Bark T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Dog Lovers
Maroon / S
£17.99
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I Don't Just Bark T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Dog Lovers
£17.99
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I don't just bark. I provide security. 😂🐶
Postman?
Reported.
Neighbour putting the bins out?
Suspicious.
A leaf moved outside?
RED ALERT. 🚨
Our I Don't Just Bark range is made for dogs who take household security very seriously — and the humans who live with them.
Featuring our funny dog-lover design, this [T-shirt/hoodie/sweatshirt] is perfect for anyone whose four-legged security manager believes every tiny noise requires an immediate full-volume investigation.
Someone has to protect the house.
Apparently. 🐾
Why you’ll love it
- Funny dog-themed design full of personality
- Great gift for dog lovers, dog mums and dog dads
- Classic unisex fit for everyday comfort
- Perfect for dog walks, lounging at home or casual wear
- A fun talking-point tee for anyone ruled by their dog
T-shirt details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Please note
- White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white
- Natural colour variants may include dark speckles due to the fabric finish
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |